PROOF: All Kangaroos are EVIL!!! (as if there isn't ENOUGH proof already!)

Kangaroos are the DEVIL'S SPAWN.

No question about it. They have that cartoon reputation of being all cute and cuddly, when in reality - they're savage, alien looking like creatures who will rip out your innards while you're cooling and ahhhing over their supposed cuteness! You that story from Australia where the woman says "A Dingo took my baby!!!"? I'd put a grand on it really being a friggin kangaroo! LOOK AT THE CLAWS!!!!!!!

Case in point: Here comes this friendly paraglider coming in for a landing at a space tracking station- when out of nowhere this little hopping SATAN bolts over to him and starts punching and throwing its claws at the guy!

 

All that AFTER the guy gave him a nice "Hello!" with the "Whats up Skip?" - WTF!! Only a creature from the firey depths of hell does that-

JUST LOOK AT THE CLAWS IN THE PICTURE!! HE'S WAITING TO RIP THE GUYS INTESTINES AND FEAST ON THEM WHILE HIS OTHER LITTLE 'ROO BUDDIES DO SOME WEIRD SATANIC DANCE!

Man, I can't STAND kangaroos.

Cute my ass!

Here endeth the lesson.

Greg

Greg Kretschmar

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