BUSTED: Check Out Grampa Joe's Coke Fingernails!

Well, well, well - LOOK AT WHO HAS COKE FINGERNAILS!!

If it isn't that lazy, no good, leech of a grandfather Grampa Joe of the Willy Wonka movie!

(You know I've hated this asshat since I was 10, right? Laying around all day in bed, letting his hard working daughter support him and the other three layabouts at the Bucket home! The other three were unable to work- but this friggin prick - as soon as he sees the golden ticket- he's dancing a JIG!!! Jerk! And don't get me started about how he talked Charlie in to stealing the fizzy lifting drink either! Trying to lead Charlie into a life of crime!)

ANYWAY-

Check out the coke fingernails on that old fart! No wonder he was all jacked up and looking to steal fizzy lifting drink - AND sell Wonka's secrets to Slugworth! HE HAD A COKE HABIT TO SUPPORT!

Never thought I could have hated him more.

But I do.

Prick.

#FGrampaJoe

Greg Kretschmar

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