Kayaker Gets Hit By Alligator and Gets Tipped Over

Annnnnnnnd - IM DEAD.

Boom. Just like that. I would sh*t my friggin kayak shorts (if there are such a thing)!!

It KNOCKED the dude OVER in his kayak!

SEE? That's why I have NEVER kayaked in SWAMPS where alligators live!

(Which is easy to do in New England, of course...)

But still- I wouldn't if there were alligators here!

What an Idiot.