WTF? Have You Seen "The Throat Whistler"?

This guy is Ralph Giese.

He's the greatest "Throat Whistler" in the world. (I don't know if that's true, but since I've never seen anyone else do this- I feel confident in saying it).

And if the whistling doesn't get ya, mullet and flavor-savor stache' the guy is sporting WILL.

This dude must have been a CHICK MAGNET - check him out:

Is it me, or is that f****ed up thing ever?

The only thing that would make this any better is if the dude shot flames out of his blowhole while he was doing it.

Now THAT would be something I'd pay to see!

Further proof that they will put ANTYHING on television.

(or....on the internet, I guess- haha)