Greg Kretschmar

Greg Kretschmar

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The Meeting Faces of Kelly Brown: Episode 4-25-22

Watching Kelly Brown during a meeting is like watching an aurora in the sky. The emotions ripple across is chiseled face like the colors of the Northern Lights.

Just when you think you see it clearly, it changes shape, tone and color.

As it dances across the sky.....

THAT is Kelly Brown's face during our weekly meeting.

Here is this weeks samples...

To be fair, Kelly is generally unaware when I click off these photos. Mostly because he is immersed in thought so deep - mere mortals like you and I can not comprehend it.

He stirs. He pivots. He considers. It's a machine far too complicated for even the highest of IQ's. That's the level that KCB III operates on.

Take the frame of four pics- (clockwise from top left)

  1. Observant. He takes in the scene. He listens to every word. Digests every nuance. And let's it simmer in his brain. (Until Cappy Carl texts him about some bet he needs to make)
  2. Inquisitive. Why is Greg looking so seriously at his phone...
  3. This is what I call the "What the F***?" look. I see it often. Kind of like "What the f*** is my car doing in that bush across the street?" Or - "What do you mean I bought tickets to Hamilton for next week instead of TODAY?!!!"
  4. And lastly- I call this one... "ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz". Because that boy is OUT. He'll say he wasn't - and he normally isn't - but on THIS day- the brain had already worked at such a level it had to shut down in fear of a meltdown at it's very core. Being the Buzz "What's Up?" guy is f***ing EXHAUSTING!

And now for the bonus shots

This one is just after Cappy Carl texted him about putting money on the Celts to sweep. (good move).

And this one....

Well this one has a Clooney feel to it that makes women's eggs drop down into fertilizing position all over New England.

THAT is the affect that Kelly Brown has.

His face affects womens hormones like the moon affects the tides.

FACT.

And that's the name of that tune..

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