GREG - Drinking 4 beers of day is shrinking your brain! https://sea.mashable.com/science/3031/drinking-four-bottles-of-beer-every-day-can-potentially-shri
KELLY - The slaughter of kittens will end. They were using kittens to test toxoplasmosis. https://www.npr.org/2019/04/02/709273861/usda-terminates-deadly-cat-experiments-plans-to-adopt-out-remaining-animals
KAYLA - Less men are having sex! https://www.fastcompany.com/90327099/gen-z-men-arent-having-sex-and-the-internet-of-course-may-be-to-blame
ROADKILL - Michael McDonald helped Van Halen in 1983 write "I'll Wait." https://ultimateclassicrock.com/michael-mcdonald-van-halen-ill-wait/?fbclid=IwAR2OWpwqHrhAqvfCrJvLpUAGlgGknldosjPMWz0syd-MjD0W93V2ndvd6Wg
LAURA - Snorting sugar could help respiratory problems, like bronchial infections and pneumonia. https://nypost.com/2019/04/02/snorting-sugar-could-help-fight-lung-disease-study-says/