How much of a pain in the ass is the person who ordered THIS?
Clearly, I'm a simple guy. Gimme a coffee with skim and a splenda or two. That's it. Thank you very much. I don't need fancy when it comes to coffee- I just need coffee..
But this person?
This guy/girl has to have everything a - VERY. SPECIFIC. WAY.
And if you're the barrista when they walk in - just take your apron off, and walk out the back door. I'm out.