Aries (March 21 - April 19): You’re a human cannonball, Aries, always charging ahead. This year, try slowing down before you accidentally bulldoze something (or someone) important. Your resolution? Practice patience—maybe with meditation, or at least waiting five seconds before honking in traffic.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Stubborn and comfort-loving Taurus, your couch and snacks won’t abandon you if you try something new. Make a resolution to mix it up—go to that new ramen spot, take a salsa class, or say yes to karaoke.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Gemini, your social calendar looks like a tangled web of plans. This year, instead of juggling 47 group chats, resolve to focus on fewer, deeper connections. Think less "social butterfly" and more "social dragonfly" (whatever that means—just go with it).
Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Cancer, you’re basically everyone’s emotional support human. This year, give yourself a break from the endless hand-holding. Your resolution? Learn to say "no" and maybe even ghost a toxic group chat or two.
Leo (July 23 - August 22): Leo, you love being the center of attention—but what if you shared the stage for once? Your best resolution is to hype up your friends and let someone else grab the mic. You’ll still shine, but now with bonus karma points.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Virgo, you’ve got spreadsheets for your spreadsheets, and we respect that. But this year, resolve to loosen up a little. Try painting outside the lines.
Libra (September 23 - October 22): Libra, you’re the zodiac’s Switzerland, always keeping the peace. But sometimes peace means putting your own happiness first. Your resolution? Say "no" to plans that bore you and "yes" to unapologetically binge-watching TV.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Scorpio, you’re like a Netflix thriller—intense, mysterious, and occasionally overwhelming. This year, resolve to lighten up. Crack a joke, let go of that grudge from 2017, and remember—not every text needs a cryptic three-day reply delay.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Sag, you’re the zodiac’s wanderlust warrior. This year, swap impulse trips for planning something big. Resolve to actually book that dream destination—but maybe skip "quitting your job to become a travel vlogger" for right now.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Capricorn, you’re climbing the mountain of success, but have you noticed how tired your legs are? Your resolution is to schedule guilt-free naps.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Aquarius, you’re basically a walking think tank, but all those big ideas need action. Resolve to pick one cause and dive in. Save the planet, organize a rally, or just finally recycle those Starbucks cups in your car.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Pisces, your creativity is a gift, but so is paying attention to reality. This year, resolve to stay grounded (at least sometimes). Use a planner, show up on time, and maybe stop ghosting people.