Alright, this is a clever idea. But it still comes from a bad place.
Introducing: PIEd Pods. Listen. We're concerned about the youths. They're eating laundry detergent pods. We needed to do something. Our Pied Pods have that bright, alluring colors that youths crave BUT are 100% edible and 100% not poison. Plus they're delicious. They're stuffed with mozzarella cheese and pepperoni, baked to perfection and topped with melted, dyed (for that hypnotic pizzaz) cheese. We're hoping that Pied Pods will be a gateway food for kids to get back into actual food. Hope, not Soap! Only at Vinnie's Pizzeria! #vinniesbrooklyn #tidepods #piedpods #greenpoint #williamsburg #pizza #tidepod #pizza