Florida Man Calls in His Own DWI

Florida never fails to disappoint. This guy called the police on himself after driving around drunk all day looking to get pulled over. Check out the transcription of the dispatch call below!

Dispatcher: "911 what’s the address of your emergency?"

Lester: “Um, all over Winter Haven.”

Dispatcher: “What’s the address of your emergency right now?”

Lester: "I’m too drunk. I don’t know where I’m at.”

Dispatcher: “Okay what is it that you’re trying to report sir?”

Lester: "Oh, I was just drunk driving."

Dispatcher: “You’re drunk driving right now?”

Lester: “Yeah all night… I’m actually in front of the police department right now.”

Dispatcher: “We have a unit coming out to you now”

Lester: “I think that I’m gonna go get something to eat, they can catch up with me."

Dispatcher: "Where have you been all night?"

Lester: “I don’t know, driving around, trying to get pulled over, actually.”

Dispatcher: “Are you in the parking lot?

Lester: “No, I’m driving on the wrong side of the road.”

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