Cameron Jeffery Wilson, 27, a 13-time convicted felon was carrying an illegal firearm in his pocket when it accidentally discharged piercing his groin and thigh. Wilson asked his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon prior to going to the hospital. Once at the hospital a ballon of marijuana slipped out of Wilson’s anus while doctors were operating on him. Cops arrived at the hospital due to being alerted of the gunshot wound and was immediately alerted about the marijuana, which resulted in a search of Wilson’s car that turned up a bag of meth. Wilson was arrested and while being strip-searched and another balloon of marijuana slipped from his anus. Wilson also made a number of calls to his girlfriend in jail asking her not to cooperate with the investigation. Authorities were listening in on the calls. Does this guy qualify for “dumbest” criminal?