Police Seek Naked Flag Thief In Where Else? Florida

Police are investigating a naked man seen stealing an American flag from a yacht - and you can probably guess which state this happened in. That's right, Florida! Cops in Delray Beach are working to identify the man, who is seen on video hopping a gate, climbing aboard a yacht, and stealing the flag and flagpole, all in his birthday suit. The man then went for a skinny-dip, jumping into the Intracoastal Waterway to make his escape. Why do these stories always happen in Florida? Ever go 'streaking'? Be honest.

 

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